randomalina:

windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages

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"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"

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"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"

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"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"

(via whomorethanme)

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl, via breathingdaisy)