disheartens:

today I’m feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic 

(via arecklessromantic)

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad, via hate)

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via fracturedsnail)

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt, via metalhearted)

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

(via fracturedsnail)

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

(via asian)